What’s a Bidensexual?

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You know how buzzwords just float around on social media and some stick. Well, the funniest one I have heard lately was “Bidensexual”. It is the new name for those extreme political fans of current President Joe Biden who go above and beyond to defend him no matter what.

They are a meme unto themselves making outrageous claims of things great about the man. They troll tweets that trash his stuttering, squinty eyes or lost expressions. Just as people made fun of Trump being orange, Obama’s big ears or JFKs way of speaking, people making fun of Biden as if he is not that bright (akin to Sarah Palin). It is just the nature of politics and these Bidensexuals are the newest in a crop of defenders white knighting for the 46th President.

Each politician garners their own groupies each era but what makes the Bidensexuals so unique is that they are supporting a politician who has been around for 47 years. Joseph Biden is nothing new. He is the same Democrat that talks about his dad at the table, that had a run-in with a man named Corn Pop and the guy who wanted to punch Trump. The same one who makes gaffes, the one that has a pen and phone to do whatever, and the one who has millions of memes running around online of him staring out the window like he wasn’t picked for a game of dodgeball.

This new group of political fans tend to swoop in on Twitter posts or Facebook chats and tell us how early it is to hold him accountable for his broken promises. On day one, he killed thousands of oil industry jobs, erased women athletics and forgotten the Black Americans that got him elected; but to the Bidensexual that is the right context and now isn’t the right time to complain. C’ Everything he does now from taking a dump in the toilet to his favorite past time of sniffing women’s hair is honorable in their eyes. Yuck.

I personally never understood the celebrity love for a politician. I have politicians I want in gov’t more than others but this obsessive nature to sing songs of praises, dance to their attempts at trying to be relatable or splashing them on covers of magazines do not appeal to me. It is so weird.

Signing away the need for Congress to make laws is what troubles me not what he had on in his new GQ magazine spread. I don’t care how many dogs he has at the White House but how many Executive Orders he has signed in under a month. Priorities when it comes to fans of these politicians are just as weird as the oversized Trump hats and the rap videos with MAGA hats.

I don’t bash people who feel some kind of connection with our so called representatives. Regan had fans, Trump had Trumpers and Clinton was adored as he played the sax. It is just weird to me that the people with the power to uplift or destory our lives are worshipped like some modern day gods which couldn’t be further from the truth.

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