The CO2 Response: Dismissing Reality, Obama Lists High Hopes for Change in the Coming Year

Lists are cool. The existence of Buzzfeed is proof of this. Year-end lists are the coolest because we get to remember what was so cool about the year that is now behind us. Obama is the most coolest President ever, … Continue reading

The CO2 Response: We Have to Finish What They Started

Three national addresses about terrorism in eight days. The Prez is trying quite hard to convince America that he has the Isull situation handled. He’s also doing his best to convince America that we’re a bunch of Islamophobic bigots. Obama … Continue reading

Open Thread: Obama Scolds Conservatives for Making ISIS Mad

Barack Obama: "That’s not American. That’s not who we are. We don’t have a religious test for our compassion" https://t.co/vWTxYnECz2 — POLITICO (@politico) November 16, 2015 "We will eradicate terrorism," Pres. Francois Hollande vowed Monday: “Terrorism will not destroy France, … Continue reading

The CO2 Response: Renew the Independence of Our Veterans Instead of Removing It

This week in his address to the nation, Obama said some pleasant words about our military veterans. He might have even been sincere on some level. After all, they’ve been keeping his particular posterior safe for the last seven or … Continue reading

The CO2 Response: Uncle Barry Wants YOU in the Obamacares

Obamacare. The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA, or pee-pee-ah-cah–it’s missing a “c”). Or just BFD for Big F#$%ing Disaster. While Americans may have different names for it, Barack Obama thinks it’s just great. And he tells everyone so … Continue reading

The CO2 Response: Territorial Micturatings (For the Kids) (Updated)

It’s been almost two months since President Obama talked about going to Alaska, where he melted a glacier with his heat vision or whatever, so we were about due for another climate talk. He started out this week’s address by … Continue reading

The CO2 Response: The Best Sock Investment in Today’s Market

October 2nd CBS News: “September employment report one big disappointment.” CNBC: “Job creation misses big in September.” Reuters: “US job growth stumbles, raising doubts on economy.” CNN Money: “Ugly jobs report casts doubt over 2015 Fed rate hike.” Fox Business: … Continue reading