The CO2 Response: Dismissing Reality, Obama Lists High Hopes for Change in the Coming Year

Lists are cool. The existence of Buzzfeed is proof of this. Year-end lists are the coolest because we get to remember what was so cool about the year that is now behind us. Obama is the most coolest President ever, … Continue reading

The Week So Far in -ists and -isms

In our neo-enlightened America, it seems that everything is -ist now, or select groups–sometimes all groups–are guilty of some form of -isming or -phobiaing. This week especially, and it’s only Wednesday. Here are a few examples of the -ismzzz we’ve … Continue reading

Justice Sotomayor’s Action Exposes the Lie of Impartiality in Same-Sex Marriage Decision

It should be no surprise that Supreme Court justices have a history of presiding over weddings. But when the wedding ceremonies they choose to officiate show an unmistakable bias toward a contentious and divisive issue, it shows that they are … Continue reading

Hollywood Dames Mirren and Cattrall Offended by Male Contact, Suffixes (Respectively)

These celebrity broads need to lighten up. First, there’s Academy Award-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren. That’s right, I called her an actress. Clutch your pearls all you want. I don’t care. Many actresses now think that if they’re called actors, … Continue reading

Bill Maher Says Christians and Many Republicans Are Sharia

Bill Maher: “If you say, as Kim Davis and her ilk, and Ted Cruz and all those people say that actually ‘I can ignore the rule of man because the rule book of God said’ — then you are Iran. … Continue reading

Let’s Go to War Against This Woman Who Won’t Betray Her Conscience

People are freaking weird. Take the case of the spectacle going on in Rowan County, Kentucky (pop. 23,333), right now with the gay and lesbian couples who have wanted to get married but the mean old County Clerk has repeatedly … Continue reading